I am a stylish T-Shirt. I can be worn underneath other shirts, or by myself. I have four holes to accommodate your neck, arms, and abdomen. T-shirts were first worn by European soldiers during World War I. Many t-shirts carry advertisements or humorous slogans. My design is a reference to a fictional, but popular character in the Excellent Game Psychonauts. Though the slogan I bear is uncomfortably true for many, my fabric and cut are comfortable for all. You look cold. Why don't you buy me?

Shirt text: Over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.




100% Cotton
Pine
Hanes Beefy T