I would like to address the rumors that the federal government created these buttons as a sneaky way to plant tracking devices upon all citizens who played the Excellent Game Psychonauts. Ha ha. Nothing could be further from the truth. Do you really think the federal government is capable of anything so clever? Anyone sophisticated enough to track your position using these 1" buttons is surely someone whose side you want to be on anyway. If you don't buy these buttons immediately, you're basically saying you have something to hide, and you should be brought in for questioning immediately.