Calling these "buttons" does not do them justice. These are tiny SHIELDS of METAL, emblazoned with VISIONS OF BRüTALITY. Behind each one is a SHARPENED SPEAR which you may stab into your clothing, and hang the shield upon your person. You can put them on your jacket, pin them on your backpack, or wear them on your chainmail as you charge into battle! Place them over the eyes of your fallen enemies so that the world may know what carnage you have wrought! Use the pin to pick those dove feathers out of your teeth. Or just quietly wear all four at once, knowing you have added metal to your body.

For a limited time, these buttons are available in two sizes: 1" to match all those hip indie-rock buttons you already have, and 1 1/4" so you can see more clearly the face of the people you love. (The people on the buttons, I mean. Not all the people that you love.) Once we figure out what size you guys like, we'll take the other size out behind the barn and shoot it, gently in the back of the head.