Ladies, you are not going to believe it, but I am sitting across from Nathan "Bagel" Stapley right now, asking him questions about the new series of Double Fine Action Buttons based on his hit comic about him. Don't you wish you were me? I'm sitting so close, I can see the grains of sand in his hair, and smell his burrito breath. Well, I think it's burrito breath. Something really smells like beans in here. I'm not sure what it is.

DFS: Chicks dig you. Do you have a theory about that?
N"B"S: I'm great

DFS: Has your car been booted lately?
N"B"S: Not lately but I have a few tickets I need to pay for

DFS: Is that bear shiny? Or is it emitting some sort of a gas?
N"B"S: It's materializing.

DFS: When you surf, how do you keep sharks away?
N"B"S: Peeing in my wetsuit and trying different creative ways to not look like a seal.

DFS: How come you didn't do a button of a sandwich? Everybody loves sandwiches.
N"B"S: 'I felt these better represented my comics and me' Tim Schafer c. 2007

DFS: Are you implying that I bullied you into including a magical bear instead of a sandwich?
N"B"S: (Nathan declined to answer this question, on the grounds that I didn't actually ask it, but am merely typing it in now and pretending that I asked it.)

DFS: Reincarnation figures heavily in many of your comics. Well, at least in the few I read. What were you in your past life, and what do you hope to be in your next?
N"B"S: Not sure actually. I think your memory gets erased when you get reincarnated. I took some artistic liberties in my representation of reincarnation in that comic.

DFS: Why do you always wear that shirt with the penis on it?
N"B"S: It's a mummy thanks, an artist named Souther Salazar made it. But don't feel bad if your penis looks like that.

Truly inspiring words from one of the great artistic spirits of our time.

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