Is your child being picked on at day care? Is he or she respected--and more importantly--feared enough? Why not give your baby a onesie that says, "If you try and take away my sippy cup one more time, I will make sure your next nap time is in Hell." The Brütal Legend baby onesie is not recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics, but it is not specifically un-recommended by them. Get it while you can and let your adorable baby strike fear into the hearts of his or her tiny enemies.

100% Ring spun combed cotton, white with black sleeves and trim.
Three snap buttons at bottom.

Small 0-3 months
Medium 3-6 months
Large 6-12 months
XLarge 12-18 months